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You know for years we’ve enjoyed tweaking the capitol press corps, which is simply the worst group of reporters in the free world. But we’re here to help our sleepy friends break a big story BEFORE the next legislative session.
Sen. ‘Smokin’ Glenn Coffee is slated to be the guest speaker today at the Capitol Republican Christmas Party at Toby Keith’s bar in Bricktown at 5:30. We want you to feel relevant once again. You know, like back in 1988. So we’ve gotten you the details about the Sen. Coffee meltdown. Now all you have to do is ask Sen. Coffee some questions. Here’s your chance to get back at us for scooping you on all the great stories over the past few years!
Here’s what to ask the arson-minded senator:
Have you paid your taxes this year?
If not, where did you get this year’s loan to pay your back taxes?
What part of the ‘house’ are you going to burn down, and how many casualties do you expect?
How much do you enjoy embarrassing Republicans, and how do you plan to do so in 2010?
Don’t you wish OKPNS was as lazy as the rest of us?
No need to thank us: just keep on doin’ what you’re doin.’ We appreciate it!
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 Press Bias, Sen. Debbe Leftwich Trackback URL for this entry
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