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Mike Turpen picture courtesy of the “Inside the Beltway” blog.
We love it when our readers give us suggestions for stories. A reader today did even better, they gave us a suggestion and wrote us copy to boot. We invite our readers to leave their own caption for this photo.
“Using the wads of cash his buddy WAD Edmondson gave him for doing virtually nothing in the phony tobacco lawsuit scam, Mike Turpen has bought his way into favor with the white wine sipping crowd in Oklahoma City.
The liberal brown nosing plaintiff’s lawyer, an enemy of the 1st Amendment, stopped his pursuit of frivolous lawsuits and tanking his formerly-respectable television show long enough to frighten readers of the city paper. Pucker up, buttercup!”
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5 Comments
1. Kelly replies at 27th August 2008, 3:04 pm :
POT IS REALLY COOL MAN!
2. Butchey Weinstein replies at 27th August 2008, 7:24 pm :
Here’s a caption: Mike Turpin patiently waits his turn to be fellated by Drew Edmondsen’s newest party favor, Jim Roth.
3. Burns replies at 27th August 2008, 8:27 pm :
whew, thought my bladder was gonna burst…sorry about the shoes, can I buy you a new pair?
4. Turnbo&Stone replies at 27th August 2008, 8:37 pm :
The whole Newsok.com television team was mesmerized as off camers, Drew Edmondson slowly waved a $100 bill in front of Turpen, gradually hypnotizing one of Turpen’s eyes.
or,
Friends don’t let lard-assed lawyers show up stoned on their newspaper blog site.
or,
I just crapped a thousand dollar bill. Ah that feels good. Gotta doob?
5. Scott replies at 28th August 2008, 10:03 am :
Hey, it’s Mikey – he will eat anything!
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