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Some Political Satire from Kirk Shelley:
Obama – I keep telling you it can’t be a Clinton, I’m too damn skinny as it is, and if she gets the nod I’ll never be able to eat again.
Voice1: Oh come on, you are being paranoid, she’s not wouldn’t poison you, I mean she’s not that bad.
Obama – Vince Foster, Espy – I tell you, Clinton’s out.
Voice 2 – Hey how about Wesley Clark – General, gravitas, take on the terrorists
Voice 1 – Give me a break, first of all “Wesley” I don’t care if you put General in front of it, it still sounds wimpy, and then when he tries to go after McCain, he got his butt kicked.
Obama – Is there anybody out there who’s like a war hero, who is still a Democrat? Hey sit down Kerry you got your chance. I mean anybody else?
(General murmur, no, don’t think so)
Voice 2 – Hey you had some other Democratic primary opponents besides Hillary, how about them?
Obama – Yeah that’s right, anyone remember any of them?
Voice 3 – Kucinich – hot wife, believes in UFO’s – should do great in California
Obama – We got California, anyone else?
Voice 1 (shaky) – Edwards?…
Loud laughter (five minutes)
Voice 2 – Chris Dodd?
General murmur, who? Oh him, nahhhh (20 minutes of key clicks and internet searches follows)
Obama – Come-on guys, it’s almost 3AM; I need to text these people.
Voice 3 – Well the only one left is Biden.
Voice 1 – Hair plug? Why him.
Obama – Because I need someone. Does he hurt me??
(General murmur) No, don’t think so.
Obama – Cool, someone hand me my cell phone I need to send a text message.
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